Malibu SQL Server User Group

Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!


Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 7:00PM and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Upcoming Events

When

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Event Time : Wed, Nov 15 2017 19:00 - 21:00 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)

What

Stored Procedure Optimization Techniques by Kimberly L. Tripp

Kimberly will discuss stored procedure caching and the potential for performance problems due to a problem known as parameter sniffing. There are some common solutions and while they can drastically improve performance, they can also cause other problems. Sometimes a hybrid solution is needs, from this session, you’ll know the best way to write procedures so that stable requests are cached and unstable requests are not (giving you the most optimal performance without wasting resources).

Where

https://zoom.us/j/551762483

How

RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1711.eventbrite.com

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)


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