Malibu SQL Server User Group

Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!


Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 7:00PM and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Upcoming Events

When

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Event Time : Wed, Dec 20 2017 19:00 - 21:00 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)

What

T-SQL Tips & Tricks to Make Your Life Easier by Andy Yun

Do you spend your days slinging T-SQL code? Want to improve your T-SQL game? If you answered yes, then this session is for you. This demo-intensive session will showcase a collection of my favorite beginner and intermediate level tips and tricks. We will explore how to identify and fix some common T-SQL anti-patterns, my favorite SSMS productivity tricks, and clever solutions to some common but not easily-coded challenges. This session targets both developers and DBAs; the only prerequisites are the desire to write better T-SQL code and aim of living an easier life!

Where

https://zoom.us/j/551762483

How

RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1712.eventbrite.com

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)


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