Malibu SQL Server User Group

Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!


Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 7:00PM and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Upcoming Events

When

iCal
Event Time : Wed, May 17 2017 19:00 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time

What

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

How

RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1705.eventbrite.com

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)


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