Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Wed, May 17 2017

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person & Online
Online Meeting URL: https://zoom.us/j/549591836
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1705.eventbrite.com

When

iCal
UTC : Thu, May 18 2017 02:00 - 04:00
Event Time : Wed, May 17 2017 19:00 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Thu, May 18 2017 02:00 - 04:00

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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