Malibu SQL Server User Group

Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!


Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 7:00PM and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Upcoming Events

When

iCal
Event Time : Wed, Mar 15 2017 18:30 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time

What

March 15, 2017

Featured Presentation:

Data Wrangling for Reporting and Analytics by Phil Robinson

This session will review common challenges encountered when preparing new data sets for use in analytics and reporting. We will look at tools for exploring and modifying large CSV/TXT files and discuss design patterns for cleaning and repair.

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Boulevard
Canoga Park, California

How

RSVPURL: https://zoom.us/j/321607881

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)


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