Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Wed, Feb 15 2017

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2017

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person & Online
Online Meeting URL: https://zoom.us/j/981517993
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1702.eventbrite.com/

Fundamentals of Designing a Data Warehouse by Melissa Coates

In this session we will review sensible techniques for developing a data warehousing environment which is relevant, agile, and extensible. We will cover practical dimensional modeling fundamentals and design patterns, along with when to use techniques such as partitioning or clustered columnstore indexes in SQL Server. We'll also review tips for using a database project in SQL Server Data Tools (SSDT) effectively. The session will conclude with tips for planning the future growth of your data warehouse.

SQLCmd Mode - The T-SQL Easy Button by Robert L. Davis

Ever find yourself writing a T-SQL script and wishing you could do a relatively simple task that T-SQL just doesn't support? Like running a script and passing in parameters at run-time? Or using a variable across multiple batches? Or run a script across multiple instances? SQLCmd mode in SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) is the answer to these problems and more. Unfortunately most people don't even know about these capabilities. It's the T-SQL easy button that almost nobody uses!

When

iCal
UTC : Thu, Feb 16 2017 02:30 - 05:00
Event Time : Wed, Feb 15 2017 18:30 - 21:00 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Your Local Time: Thu, Feb 16 2017 02:30 - 05:00

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Boulevard
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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