Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Wed, Aug 14 2013

Malibu SQL Server UG:Tuning the Hardware Subsystem

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1308.eventbrite.com/

Come and join us at SQL Malibu for another great featured presentation. Refreshments will be provided  free  of charge! This month we have a couple of exciting prize draws and announcements around SQL Server space.

Agenda

06:30 pm - 07:00 pm Networking / Snacks
07:00 pm - 08:30 pm Welcome note and Presentation
08:30 pm - 09:00 pm Prize Draw and Networking 

RSVP http://sqlmalibu1308.eventbrite.com/

When

iCal
UTC : Thu, Aug 15 2013 01:30 - 04:00
Event Time : Wed, Aug 14 2013 18:30 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Thu, Aug 15 2013 01:30 - 04:00

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Featured Presentation

SQL Server Optimization: Tuning the Hardware Subsystems

Speaker: Victor Isakov, Database Architect and Trainer SQL Server Solutions

Summary: You can't escape hardware or the laws of physics! Ultimately, your SQL Server instance will be using the processor, memory, disk, and network subsystems. In this session, we will go through the various subsystems and examine how the SQL Server database engine works with them. Along the way, we'll discuss how to tune the hardware, the Windows operating system, and SQL Server for optimal performance. You'll immediately benefit from this extremely practical session.

About Victor: Victor Isakov (MCA, MCM, MCT, MVP) is a Database Architect and Trainer who enjoys a reputation as one of the most knowledgeable subject matter experts on SQL Server. Victor provides consulting and training services to various organizations in the public, private and NGO sectors globally, and regularly presents at various international events and conferences. He has authored a number of books on SQL Server and worked closely with Microsoft to develop the new generation of SQL Server certification and courseware.

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



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