Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Tue, Apr 19 2016

SQL Server IO under the hood by Thomas Grohser

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person & Online
Online Meeting URL: https://zoom.us/j/485174277
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1604.eventbrite.com

SQL Server IO under the hood by Thomas Grohser

What really happens when SQL Server runs a query or executes a transactions. Once we know that we can have a look at all the IO patterns SQL Server creates which then will allow us to look at the available storage solutions and how to best select them for a given workload.

About Thomas:

Thomas Grohser for the past 21+ years has spent most of his time exploring the deeper inner workings of SQL Server and its features while working for entertainment, pharmaceutical and financial services industries. His primary focus is to architect, plan, build and operate reliable, highly available, secure and scalable infrastructures for SQL Server. Over the years he managed thousands of SQL Server instances processing trillions of rows taking up petabytes of storage. Thomas is a Microsoft Data Platform MVP (former known as SQL Server MVP).

When

iCal
UTC : Wed, Apr 20 2016 01:30 - 03:30
Event Time : Tue, Apr 19 2016 18:30 - 20:30 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Wed, Apr 20 2016 01:30 - 03:30

Where

18111 Nordhoff Street
Northridge, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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