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Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Wed, May 08 2013

SQL Server Performance Tuning – Keeping it Simple

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1305.eventbrite.com

 Come and join us at SQL Malibu for another great featured presentation over Free Pizza! This month we have a couple of exciting prize draw including Gift Card from Idera and free book from O'Reilly

Agenda

06:30 pm - 07:00 pm Networking / Snacks
07:00 pm - 08:30 pm Welcome note and Presentation
08:30 pm - 09:00 pm Prize Draw and Networking 

When

iCal
UTC : Thu, May 09 2013 01:30 - 04:00
Event Time : Wed, May 08 2013 18:30 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Thu, May 09 2013 01:30 - 04:00

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Featured Presentation

SQL Server Performance Tuning – Keeping it Simple

Speaker: William Yeager, Principal IT Consultant AdminsDirect

Summary: Today’s world is full of websites containing highly technical information and can really overwhelm the DBA at any level of experience. While some may choose to deep dive into internals, there is tremendous value at keeping things simple as you work toward solving seemingly complex problems. Microsoft advocates an upside-down pyramid approach to problem solving, and with a few free simple tools – you can quickly begin to find your needles in the haystack of your systems. The purpose of this presentation is to outline quick approaches in order to keep things simple and solve problems fast.

About William: Bill is the Principal IT Consultant and owner of AdminsDirect, a database consulting company based in Orange County, CA. He has been an IT professional for over 13 years, and has worked for companies such as The Walt Disney Company, Warner Brothers, Quest Software, and IMFLash Technologies. Most of Bill’s current projects revolve around Database Administration, Systems Architecture and Design, Custom Database Programming, ETL, Data Warehousing, Performance Tuning, and Systems Integrations.

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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