Malibu SQL Server User Group

Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!


Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 7:00PM and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Upcoming Events

When

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Event Time : Tue, Feb 16 2016 18:30 - 19:30 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)

What

The need for a SQL Server DBA

The need for a SQL Server DBA

Kathi Kellenberger | Teammate with Linchpin People and Data Platform MVP, co-author of SQL Server books, a trainer and speaker

SQL Server is a popular and powerful relational database system. It's easy to install with just a few clicks. Create a database, and you are in business. It will run great without much attention...until it doesn't. It's true that your shop may not have enough SQL Server instances to require a full time DBA, but SQL Server still needs some love and attention to perform its best.

About Kathi:

Kathi is a Teammate with Linchpin People and a Data Platform MVP. She is the author or co-author of several SQL Server books including "Expert T-SQL Window Functions in SQL Server", a trainer, and speaker.


Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

How

RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1602.eventbrite.com

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)


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