Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Tue, Feb 16 2016

The need for a SQL Server DBA

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person & Online
Online Meeting URL: https://zoom.us/j/485174277
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1602.eventbrite.com

The need for a SQL Server DBA

Kathi Kellenberger | Teammate with Linchpin People and Data Platform MVP, co-author of SQL Server books, a trainer and speaker

SQL Server is a popular and powerful relational database system. It's easy to install with just a few clicks. Create a database, and you are in business. It will run great without much attention...until it doesn't. It's true that your shop may not have enough SQL Server instances to require a full time DBA, but SQL Server still needs some love and attention to perform its best.

About Kathi:

Kathi is a Teammate with Linchpin People and a Data Platform MVP. She is the author or co-author of several SQL Server books including "Expert T-SQL Window Functions in SQL Server", a trainer, and speaker.


When

iCal
UTC : Wed, Feb 17 2016 02:30 - 03:30
Event Time : Tue, Feb 16 2016 18:30 - 19:30 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Your Local Time: Wed, Feb 17 2016 02:30 - 03:30

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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