Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Thu, Nov 13 2014

How to manage a SQL Server environment proactively

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1411.eventbrite.com

Configuring alerts for all aspects of SQL Server environment requires the DBA to invest significant time, and provides only basic health monitoring of SQL Server. In the end, when there is trouble with a database, the DBA will need to be able to effectively troubleshoot and diagnose performance issues. We will discuss how to go beyond simple up/down monitoring with predictive performance diagnostics and provide best practices for monitoring and troubleshooting your SQL Server, how to evaluate the environment and deploy proper native and 3rd party tools appropriate for the size of the enterprise and defined SLAs.

When

iCal
UTC : Fri, Nov 14 2014 02:30 - 05:00
Event Time : Thu, Nov 13 2014 18:30 - 21:00 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Your Local Time: Fri, Nov 14 2014 02:30 - 05:00

Where

333 N. Glenoaks Blvd., Suite #400
Burbank, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



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