Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Thu, Jul 16 2015

Anti-patters

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1507.eventbrite.com

In development, we often settle for less than perfect code, the first solution that comes to mind - without realizing consequences. The consequences come later - guaranteed. Often it is too late to change after the fact. Thus, we would gain significantly if we learned to recognize our mistakes in patterns - we call these mistakes anti-patterns. Please, come and learn some of them - and have some fun along the way.

When

iCal
UTC : Fri, Jul 17 2015 01:00 - 02:30
Event Time : Thu, Jul 16 2015 18:00 - 19:30 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Fri, Jul 17 2015 01:00 - 02:30

Where

6600 Topanga Canyon Blvd
Canoga Park, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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