Welcome to the SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!



Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE (admission and parking), casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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Next Meeting: Thu, Nov 13 2014

November 13, 2014

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: https://sqlmalibu1411.eventbrite.com

When

iCal
UTC : Fri, Nov 14 2014 02:30 - 04:30
Event Time : Thu, Nov 13 2014 18:30 - 20:30 (UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Your Local Time: Fri, Nov 14 2014 02:30 - 04:30

Where

333 N. Glenoaks Blvd., Suite #400
Burbank, California

Direction: None

Attachments

SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)



Tech Art of the month

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